Coming soon: Kama Sutra as Lifestyle Guide

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Galley Cat reports that a new version of the 1,600-year-old Hindu text has been polished to focus more on love and relationships. Penguin UK will publish it as a text-only pocket-sized handbook next February. What, no pictures? Where’s the fun in that?

Apparently, what the new version lacks in visual stimuli it will make up for in modern relevance. Chapters address such topics as ‘Making a Pass,’ ‘Why Women Get Turned Off,’ ‘Girls to Avoid,’ ‘Is He Worthwhile?,’ ‘Getting Rid of Him,’ ‘Easy Women,’ ‘Moves Towards sex,’ and ‘Some Dos and Don’ts.’

Making a note for Valentine’s Day.